If you drafted Arizona Cardinals wide receiver Larry Fitzgerald in your fantasy league, you are probably disappointed by the 102 yards and two touchdowns that he has ever so quietly produced so far this season. But if you planned on vehemently bashing Kurt Warner for continuously dumping the ball off to his running backs by tweeting, don’t worry, Fitzgerald’s brother Marcus, who also plays football and runs a solid 4.4 40-yard dash, has got you covered.
Here are some of Marcus’ tweets that he ended up deleting, but thanks to the powers of Tweleted, we have them all for you. Beware, if you are Kurt Warner, a) shoot me an email so we can do an interview and b) don’t read the rest of this article.
*Kurt warner needs 2 stop bein a scary ass & throw the ball deep 2 my brother!damn this is annoying 2 watch!he throws 2 the rb’s 2 damn much!
*@TBaby81 kurt warner plays like a damn 80 year old! my brother just texted me during halftime pissed off
*Ok another drive & kurt doesnt throw 2 larry.YOU OLD ASS MAN,THROW HIM THE DAMN BALL
*Bout time kurt!I almost had to come to jacksonville & strangle his ass lmao
*Just got off the phone with my brother.he’s happy about the win. But PISSED he didnt get the ball thrown 2 him much!
*@zac_nicholson he obviously is since he was happy bout his TEAM winnin if u obviously missed the memo.hes human & wants the ball like any1
It is unclear whether or not the internet thoughts of an NFL player’s family member will have any effect on Larry, but if so, it must be awkward for Fitzgerald’s dad to be a football writer who may have to occasionally bash a teammate of his son to be true to his readers.
If you’d like to thank Fitzgerald’s brother, here is his twitter.
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